And now I can move on. The question has been answered: how long can it last before turning?
Today was the day. Blue-green moldy patches emerged on the space-age lasagna.
It takes 16 days out of the freezer for it to go bad. Now you know.
this is the lasagna i found in the closet, unfrozen (see suspiciously-space-age-lasagna). It has been at least 14 days since it’s been frozen, and it’s still looking like food (but not food i would want to eat). seriously, wtf? how does it not change? i vow to never eat a stouffer’s frozen lasagna again.